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OUR FAVOURITE JOKES AND QUOTES

The road to success is always under construction

How do you get a Kleenex to dance?
Put a little boogy in it!

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on Robert Bloch

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

"Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand."


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