OUR FAVOURITE JOKES AND QUOTES
The road to success is always under construction
How do you get a Kleenex to dance?
Put a little boogy in it!
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on – Robert Bloch
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do
"Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand."